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my thoughts during school

Me: Why am I learning this
Me: We shouldn’t have to read this, Niall only read one book in his life
Me: One Direction
Me: The things I would do to Louis Tomlinson
Me: I’m hungry
Me: Niall likes food
Me: YOU ONLY WANT ME WHEN I’M BACON
Me: That guy has Harry’s hair
Me: Maybe he’s Harry
Me: Oh he’s not Harry
Me: Oh that kid’s wearing stripes
Me: Reminds me of Louis
Me: Louis is hot
Me: What if One Direction came into this room right now and proposed to me
Me: One Direction
Me: Bitch stop singing What Makes You Beautiful you’re not even a directioner
Me: No you’re not
Me: Shut up
Me: Does my teacher listen to One Direction
Me: Finally lunch *eats like Niall*
Me: Time go to the bathroom
Me: Oh look a mirror
Me: Maybe I’m related to Zayn because I love looking in the mirror
Me: One Direction
Me: What if they’re at my house right now
Me: Omg I breathe the same air as them
Me: Shut up teacher I don’t care
Me: One Direction
Me: One Direction
Me: One Direction

1direction-gavemeanerection:

SYDNEY CONCERT- LIAM BEATBOXING.

English Teacher: Now I want you to tell me the saddest love story you have ever encountered.
Me: Well, it all began when two babies were born in a different place and time. The boy grew up to be a successful young man who roams around the world to showcase his talent while the girl stayed in the sea of faces who admired him. He doesn't know her, but she knows him, from his real name to what his favorite color is. She sends him love letters, even if she's aware that he won't be able to read it and she has to pay loads of money just to watch him perform for a few hours. That pattern goes on and on, unceasingly. The boy continues to walk in his dream, while the girl could only look at him with pure admiration, and sadly, that's how it'll end. The boy...will never know just how much the girl loves him.
English Teacher: That's quite sad.
Me: Oh, the life of a fangirl really is sad, Teach.
English Teacher: What
Me: What